Q
I felt the need for a meme that addressed the clumsy part in all of us. I get compared to a bull in a china shop very frequently, so I just created fychinashopbull. I think he would get along with Socially Awkward Penguin.
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SAP/CSB otp.









Q
no you'd sit on the couch and pretend to text.
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And you’d sit awkwardly close to me, ignoring my body language and determined to break past the shell I’ve created.

I ignore the way our shoulders brush together and continue to fiddle with my phone, even though it’s obvious I’m not doing anything or talking to anyone. That’s the point of this party - we have no friends.

You make small-talk and I respond in one-worded answers, unsure of why you’ve taken such an interest, sure of an ulterior motive. As the night carries on the conversation turns more intimate and the tension between us shifts into something more… pleasurable.

Eventually you turn to me, the closeness not so awkward and say, “Anon, let’s take this socially awkward situation somewhere a little more… private.”

And I say, “Wait, what was this ask about again?”


true story

true story


Q
If we had a socially awkward cuddle puddle there would be awkward silence and Everyone would be afraid to get too close to one another for fear of seeming like a creep. We would all look away, and anyone who witnessed would most likely think we're dead, mentally ill, or worse, socially awkward.
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^^This.


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Imagine the disappointment!

Imagine the disappointment!


ipod

ipod


walk faster

walk faster