paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

Finally a holiday for penguins.

(via nataliedoesntblog)


Q
Are you a penguin?
A

Rare footage of the mod in their natural habitat


Q
Are baby penguins cute?
A

I dunno brah. Are they?


Q
To what extent is playful teasing, flirting? Lol
A

I am the last person to ask this because what I took as being friendly, other people said I was flirting, and my flirting was the equivalent of going up to someone I liked while smashing myself in the face with a hot cookie sheet with an awkward boner like a 13-year-old at a sock hop, all to the melody of Space Jam.

—SAP Mod


Q
Why choose to be a socially awkward penguin?
A

I did not choose the penguin life. The penguin life chose me.



Q
Today an employee at Staples told me they didn't have any blank (printable) postcards, so I carefully avoided letting him see me while I found and purchased the blank postcards on my own.
A

I held a door open for people at my sister’s dance recital and a cute girl said thank you. I said thank you back.


Q
I ran for secretary is student council awhile back and after I won my competitor said,"congratulations!" And I replied ,"you too! Wait..." It was so awkward :P
A

Q
hello what sort of penguin tomfoolery have you gotten into recently?
A

hahhah, just assume everything I do is awkward. Breathing is awkward. I am actually the penguin :>

—SAP Mod



Q
Do we submit into your ask box?
A

YES

—SAP Mod


Q
Do penguins have knees?
A

Yes! They are very short and not visible, but they DO have knees :>

—SAP Mod


Q
If you had to choose between no phone for a month or no WiFi for 2 weeks which one would you choose? I dunno... I'm random
A

No phone for a month. You can just email people. Actually, I’ve pretty much been put in that situation and I’m going nuts 8(

—SAP Mod


This happend at work earlier this week..

This happend at work earlier this week..