Q
are there any other penguins out there that blink excessively when talking to someone because it gives you a break from eye contact?
A

I used to do that when I didn’t like looking people in the eye. It was a self-confidence thing for me. I find that when you practice looking people in the eye you feel more confident after awhile. You’ll notice too, that some people look away or look right back. It’s actually an interesting social experiment. : >


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@cosmicvomitsatan if it makes you feel better i used to be completely obsessed with penguins and had a dA account that was practically filled with art of them

in second grade i drew a big picture of ninja frogs fighting spy hamsters

which apparently meant each side hurled themselves with catapults at the other

also one of the frog’s ninja suits got torn apart which resulted in the line “ahh! my cloths are ripit!!!”

thats actually really cute omfg, reminds me of my second grade experience with my cat ocs

the height of my penguin obsession unfortunately was in sixth grade and making shit like this: 

THIS IS FUCKING DEEP

wait theres more: 

Images of my followers.

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I had to go pick up my dad's project car from a car shop a week ago. So my mom dropped me off. I went in to get the keys and the manager laughed and said, "sorry miss, but we all know you're too young to drive. Where did your mom go?" I'm 23 Another time, one of my parents' acquaintances thought I was 14 the whole day my family and theirs hung out. I found this out because near the end of the day, she asked when I was gonna start high school. -_- I don't even look that young!
A

lmao. I was out walking my dogs and a woman asked if I was in high school. I’m 27. She was gonna set me up with her 16 year old son.


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Is this Nathan???? Is this your blog my cousin???
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dennys:

Hi I’ll have one coffee with meme and sugar please.

Thank you for the honorable mention Denny’s! Hopefully my followers will feel less awkward being drank next to doge.

dennys:

Hi I’ll have one coffee with meme and sugar please.

Thank you for the honorable mention Denny’s! Hopefully my followers will feel less awkward being drank next to doge.


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I demand sacrifices.

I demand sacrifices.


rubyetc:

penguins are ridiculous I’m sorry

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ninjamika:

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townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

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please look at this ridiculous anatomy

Penguins are always slav squatting

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dirtylittledamsel:

when my parents introduce me to new people

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Q
Are you the penguin god?
A

Yes


A book for my penguins.

A book for my penguins.

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